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Oh, look, it's Sex-me-up Sparrow.

...That's CAPTAIN Sex-me-up Sparrow, to you.

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We Shag Pirates
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Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
Everyone likes pirates. Whether they be Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Hook, the Dread Pirate Roberts, or The Pirate King...they're all awesome.

And most of them aren't hard on the eyes, either. And even those that are get laid, somehow. This community is for the pirates that have sex and the people who write it down.

So join, be merry...and post smut!

Be ye forewarned: There will be sex and foul language in the community...yea, even in the rest of the userinfo. If you're offended by this, and I say this as lovingly as Agent Sands would: Fuck off. <3


Rules:

1. When posting a fic, use the following information:
    Title:
    Author:
    Disfuckingclaimer:
    Pairing:
    Rating:
    Warnings:
    Archive:
    Author's Notes:
    Summary:

    add lj cut here (<lj-cut text="Read the fucking fic.">), and then the fic.


2. Constructive criticism only. No flaming unless you're a fag or on fire or if the author asks for it. And I mean specifically asks for it. Like, "Go ahead, flame me!" asks for it. Otherwise, no.

3. Off topic posts are allowed, but should be lj-cut and marked as OT.

4. Yeah...Original Characters are allowed. Mary-Sues are discouraged...but there's a fine line between an OC and an MS; and it's hard not to cross. So if it's an MS fic, and we read it, it's our own fucking problem. Anyway, it's just sex. But Mary-Sues SHOULD try to keep all that lovey-dovey emotion crap to a minimum. >3

5. This community is slash-friendly. If you can't dig it, again I affectionately bid you to go play hide and go fuck yourself.

More rules as I come up with them. (Memo to self: never watch Once Upon a Time In Mexico before writing userinfo...it makes you very harsh and foulmouthed.)

Maintained and neglected by katu. Flames welcome in my personal journal. XD

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